ERB of BBR!
Nov 17, 2015 22:58:38 GMT -5
Post by Zekk the Tyrant on Nov 17, 2015 22:58:38 GMT -5
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BBR!!!
XAVIER . . . . VS . . . . ZAC!!!
BEGIN
X
I'm the fastest to begin with so I guess that means i'm up,
Besides you're probably a little too busy carving ducks
I'm a gift, a legend, the most Roman Flash you ever saw!
And I'll shoot down this sitting duck so fast you won't even see the fall!
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee,
Swinging bars and fists faster than Muhammed Ali,
I can't believe someone set you up against me,
It's like they wanted you to die, but at least I'm doing it for free
Face it, you may as well not even try,
I'll hit you so hard you'll be the first Mars kid to fly!
ZAC
Dumb kid, just as cocky as ever,
But answer me one thing: do you even think you're clever?
I'm only carving ducks because I'm biding my time,
Waiting for the moment to strike and defending what is mine
Look, kid, you think it's cool to call yourself the Flash
But nobody likes a partner that comes too fast.
Speaking of a partner, X, let's talk about your ex.
She even killed you, the real question is who's going to do it next?
No one takes you seriously, you come in as a joke
And it takes everything in my power not to grind you into smoke
X
Yeah yeah yeah, you done already?
Keep talking trash and I'll cut you like I'm Freddy
I'm the real OG savage, on the run from the big man Cato
Bet if I see that man again I'll shape him into Play-doh
I spit bars like I spit game, I got the girl everyone wanted
But then she did me wrong so best believe I have her haunted
You, Felicity, and everyone in my way can drop dead where you stand,
I don't need anyone but myself, I don't need a helping hand!
ZAC
Oh that's all too clear, I can see that from where I stand,
You're all too good at giving yourself that helping hand.
I really don't have time for this so like your reputation I'll keep it quick,
The reason I haven't killed you yet is because looking at you makes me sick
Dear Hades, it's getting kinda hot, you're looking kinda fried,
You think maybe there's a reason Felicity was happy you died?
Maybe I should call her up before you drive me too insane,
I need someone with a brain to tighten up on your chain.
And just to be clear, as the son of a war God, best you dread
Because the moment Cato sets eyes on you, he's sending me to have you dead.
WHO WON??
WHO'S NEXT?
YOOOOOUUUUU DECIIDDDDEEEE!!
Vote, and nominate a pair for the next battle in a post below ^_^
XAVIER . . . . VS . . . . ZAC!!!
BEGIN
X
I'm the fastest to begin with so I guess that means i'm up,
Besides you're probably a little too busy carving ducks
I'm a gift, a legend, the most Roman Flash you ever saw!
And I'll shoot down this sitting duck so fast you won't even see the fall!
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee,
Swinging bars and fists faster than Muhammed Ali,
I can't believe someone set you up against me,
It's like they wanted you to die, but at least I'm doing it for free
Face it, you may as well not even try,
I'll hit you so hard you'll be the first Mars kid to fly!
ZAC
Dumb kid, just as cocky as ever,
But answer me one thing: do you even think you're clever?
I'm only carving ducks because I'm biding my time,
Waiting for the moment to strike and defending what is mine
Look, kid, you think it's cool to call yourself the Flash
But nobody likes a partner that comes too fast.
Speaking of a partner, X, let's talk about your ex.
She even killed you, the real question is who's going to do it next?
No one takes you seriously, you come in as a joke
And it takes everything in my power not to grind you into smoke
X
Yeah yeah yeah, you done already?
Keep talking trash and I'll cut you like I'm Freddy
I'm the real OG savage, on the run from the big man Cato
Bet if I see that man again I'll shape him into Play-doh
I spit bars like I spit game, I got the girl everyone wanted
But then she did me wrong so best believe I have her haunted
You, Felicity, and everyone in my way can drop dead where you stand,
I don't need anyone but myself, I don't need a helping hand!
ZAC
Oh that's all too clear, I can see that from where I stand,
You're all too good at giving yourself that helping hand.
I really don't have time for this so like your reputation I'll keep it quick,
The reason I haven't killed you yet is because looking at you makes me sick
Dear Hades, it's getting kinda hot, you're looking kinda fried,
You think maybe there's a reason Felicity was happy you died?
Maybe I should call her up before you drive me too insane,
I need someone with a brain to tighten up on your chain.
And just to be clear, as the son of a war God, best you dread
Because the moment Cato sets eyes on you, he's sending me to have you dead.
WHO WON??
WHO'S NEXT?
YOOOOOUUUUU DECIIDDDDEEEE!!
Vote, and nominate a pair for the next battle in a post below ^_^